this blog is actually a performance art piece called "this is why I have no friends"

do you ever just wanna kiss some dudes face because he’s sweet and he likes what you like?

nellsays:

if i had a time machine i’d use it to go back in time and shotgun a beer in front of my straight edge thirteen year old self

(via annefrankzappa)

Offer champagne to neighbor

Gets weed and free beer

kill-whitepeople:

charmandork:

fatflagrantfeminist:

thedarkchocolatedandy:

beam-meh-up-scotty:

Kanye West getting deep on twitter

SOLID.

this is why I love this man. 

Okay, if you don’t love Kanye, I question you and will forever until you learn.
I’ve never had a man ask me straight up if it was okay to use the word “bitch” even endearingly.
Not once.

is this real

yes

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/04/kanye-west-introspective-word-bitch_n_1853966.html

(Source: elenacupcakegilbert, via ceedling)

fuckyeahtattoos:

Design & Tattoo By Yavuz Selim Simgeci Tattoo Studio Eskisehir / Turkey

fuckyeahtattoos:

Design & Tattoo By Yavuz Selim 

Simgeci Tattoo Studio 

Eskisehir / Turkey

hating Kim Kardashian is almost as boring as Kim Kardashian

bl00d-sugar:

I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN

(via expertcosmotips)

cosmicquake:

soco amaretto lime | brand new

i’m gonna stay 18 forever, so we can stay like this forever
and we’ll never miss a party
cause we keep them going constantly
and we’ll never have to listen
to anyone, bout anything
cause it’s all been done, and it’s all been said
we’re the coolest kids
and we take what we can get. 

(Source: beattzy)

bad-mojo:

catrin-nikola:

Danila Polyakov

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